Brennan Movie Channel · 2 · 06:00–12:00

Now on BMC... the excellent Fred and Ali's Radical Journey.

Fred, I forgot all about this big history report dude, gonna have to copy yours!

But Ali, I forgot all about the report!

*electrical flashing and warping*

Woooah!!! Who the heck are you?

Greetings. I'm Martin, from the future. If you flunk your history report...

..it will lead to the end of the world. But it's okay. This gizmo is a time machine.

And you can use it to go back in time and meet the people in your report.

Woah! For real?

*guitar riff*

<bzzt>

The time of deliverance for the proletariat is at hand!

Hey Fred, isn't that the Vladimir Linen dude from like, Russia?

*electrical flashing and warping*

<bzzt>

I am the leader of the vanguard of the proletariat...

... and yet I must admit this bourgeois ice cream is quite tasty...

Hey Fred, look, Cleopatra's popping sick wheelies!

Hey Ali, look, Saladin's breakdancing!

<bzzt>

And that's how Vladimir Linen, I mean Lenin, overthrew the Tsar.

And that's how Saladin fought in the Crusades.

And that's how Cleopatra ruled Egypt.

Well done, Fred and Ali! An A-plus for you both!

*guitar riff*