Brennan Movie Channel · 5 · 06:00–12:00

Now on BMC... the revisionist Western "Lives Taken".

Heard a guy passed through town other day. Big mustache. Name of Kelly.

Funny name for a mustache.

*gunshot*

The next one won't be passing through your spittoon.

Alright, alright! Kelly passed through town. Said he'd be back in three nights.

Here's a dollar. For your spittoon.

<bzzt>

You sure that shooting arm ain't rusty, McCoy?

You got your farm. I got my hunting lodge. Can hit a duck from half a mile.

Nathan better use that Maxim or we're going to need it.

Shit, he's seen us! Fire!

*pistol and machine gun shots*

Pollock! I see you! Face me like a man!

Like you faced my wife when you shot her down?

Arrgh! They hit my goddamn shooting arm Pollock!

Nathan's turned the Maxim on us! He's a goddamn turncoat! Look out!

*gunshots and screams, horses whinnying*