KPATV · 5 · 06:00–12:00

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What's up techheads? Will Power here once again...

We've got an incredible exclusive today - a preview of Mars Disaster!

I flew to the Austin headquarters of Ego Software to play an early build...

... of one of the most anticipated games of 1993.

Fresh off the success of their World War 2 shooter Eagle's Nest...

... Mars Disaster puts you in the boots of a burly space soldier...

... who has to fight off a horde of demons who invade his home base on the Red Planet.

Lights that flash on and off, textured walls that can go up and down, and - yes - sloping floors...

... are just some of the incredible new features. This is the future of gaming!

Now, I've talked enough. Let's kill some monsters!

*gunshots* *reload click* *monster screaming*

*explosion* *door squeaking* *evil laughter*

*wall raising* *gore splats* *demon laughter*

*chainsaw revving* *splat* *screaming*

Wow! We can't wait for the full release later this year. See you next time!

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