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Happy birthday dear Johnny!

Happy birthday to you!

Mom, you don't have to sing...

Are you recording?

Course I'm recording! You're a teenager today.

How does it feel to leave your childhood behind?

Uh... boring.

Can Katie come over?

Forget about Katie, Johnny. You'll thank me when you're older.

<sigh> More like crappy birthday...

Don't cuss, Johnny...