Home VHS: Ooh, Shut That Door! S7E5

Annoying twee music.

Ooh, there's a breeze in here. Shut the door!

You shut the door, you silly old cow!

Don't talk to me like that, you falutin' faffabout!

Ooh, me pussy's gotten out now!

She'll be having a go at next door's canary again!

Only thing around here that has a go at anything!

*audience oohs*

Cram a sock in it, knarky!

*audience roars with laughter*

<bzzt>

It's nice to make your acquaintance, Mrs. Droper.

And yours, Lord Canker. What an intimate setting this is...

Perhaps we could make it more intimate.

I always thought you could do better than that dreary husband of yours.

Is that so?

Yes. You belong here in the upper crust, not among louts like him.

The working class are all the same.

Drunken, smelly, lazy, expecting payment for doing nothing...

No, Lord Canker. The working class are the backbone of this nation.

Maybe my Stanley is a bit smelly, and drinks too much...

...and is a little slovenly in his work habits...

...but it's the working class that built this country.

Without them, you wouldn't have the time to sit up here and look down on them.

To look down on US. And that goes for Mrs. Thatcher as well!

*audience explodes in ecstasy*