VHS: Three Deaths and a Divorce

Well, um, three funerals in such a short length of time can drive anybody crazy.

I don't want to make my brother's eulogy all about me, um...

But I know Jason wouldn't mind. Because he was, well, a romantic like me.

There's a lady here, and I bloody... bloody well love her, I do.

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It was during my brother's funeral, when you ran out and got hit by the bus...

I don't remember what happened that day...

Well, when you woke up, you'd forgotten what I'd said. And well..

I got bloody scared Samantha. Because I wanted it to be perfect.

Shitting bastard, there's never going to be perfect time is there?

Just say it, Jack. Please.

Christ on a crumpet. I love you, Samantha. Uh, well, I've said it now. Again.

So, well, what do you say to that then?

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You're divorcing me? Just because I shagged your aunt?

Shitting tits, Samantha. Fuckity arsehole.

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