VHS: Woodcraft E6

Y'all are watching Woodcraft!

Your one stop shop for home improvement!

We're there! Advanced Carpentry! Yee-hah!

Now I broke my bed last week.

I'll spare you the details, as y'all would blush.

I needed a new place to rest my head, and I needed it quick.

So what did I do? I'll show you!

Let's build a bed ladies! Let's do it now!

Six planks! Four nails! One mattress!

Bang! Bang! Yee-hah!

*bang*

Yee-hah!

*bang*

And there she is, but the test drive can wait.

We done the exciting stuff...

...but I've also gotta show you how to make a Large Table.

It's no bed, and that's for sure.

Take six planks and four nails.

*bang* *bang*

Neat, huh?

Next time: I'm taking y'all upstairs.

On stairs!

Till next time!

Wood... craft!