USR · 2 · 00:00–06:00

*spooky electronic music*

Good evening from the edge of the Mojave.

I'm Don Beverage and you're listening to Sea to Shining Sea.

Tonight I have Sarah from Kentucky on the line.

You there, Sarah?

Hi Don, sure am! Love your show.

Thank you. So you worked for Kentucky's Knox Telecommunications?

Yes Don, until they fired me for refusing to keep quiet.

Keep quiet about what, Sarah?

My friend told me they got the engineers to cut the phone lines...

... to keep the virus inside the Containment Zone.

You mean, to keep information from leaking out?

No Don, I mean the virus itself.

An army guy told me.

This virus spreads through the phone lines.

Now the government's scared of cell phones...

We gotta blow up the towers!

Please don't call for violence, Sarah.

Sorry Don. But we gotta shut them down.

And don't answer your phone if you're not expecting a call.

You'll catch the virus!

That's quite a story, Sarah. Thanks for calling.

I'll make sure to disinfect the line.