Brennan Movie Channel · 6 · 12:00–18:00

Old Bad Movie Theater 4000!

Hi everyone, I'm Bobby, and today I'm making fun of...

... Brazos: The Arms of Destiny with my android friends.

Oh no, it's theater time!

Hey, they already drove past that mountain.

There it is again!

"Howdy, I'm Deputy Stereotype."

Why does that little girl talk like an old lady?

Bobby, do we have to watch this?

Yes, Raven. It's how you'll learn to be as human as me.

I want to be as human as this guy Tongo.

What's wrong with his legs?

Uh oh, Tongo's looking for a little company.

Run, lady! Save the last bullet for yourself!

I've seen snuff movies with higher budgets than this.

Yeah, and they were less painful.

Tongo for President.

Tongo's lucky if he can get through a door, Bobby.

So that was Brazos. What did you guys think?

Why did you program us to feel pain?

I wish I was a toaster, so I could jump in a bath with myself.

Old Bad Movie Theater 4000!