GBC · 1 · 06:00–12:00

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Rushing to school, trying to look cool...

All the girls and boys, at Washington High...

Now Mr. Grant, I will be your instructor today.

Please start the engine and reverse into the street.

*engine fails to start*

Oh, I thought you reversed by turning the key the other way...

*audience laughter*

Don't jam on the brakes. The car might spin out of control.

There's jam on the brakes? Sounds delicious!

*audience laughter*

You must come to a full stop at a red traffic light.

Red, green, yellow. Why aren't there blue traffic lights?

Or purple? Wouldn't that be nice?

You have enough trouble remembering which means go.

It's red, right?

No!

*brakes screeching, audience laughter*

Wow. Well, did I pass the test?

It's not a test, Mr. Grant, and yet somehow you failed it!

*audience laughter*

Rushing to school, trying to look cool...

All the girls and boys, at Washington High...