Brennan Movie Channel · 1 · 06:00–12:00

Now on BMC... "Home Invaders 2: Lost in Louisville."

I can't believe it Mark! We left our little Jack at home - again!

There's no flights until after Christmas, and he's thousands of miles away.

I'm sure he's fine, Colette. If not, he'll call the police.

But there's a huge snowstorm in Louisville and all the phones are down.

Then he'll go to one of the neighbors.

But the neighbors are on vacation too!

He'll leave a note for the mailman.

But the mailman is short-sighted, and never wears his glasses!

Well I'm not letting it ruin our vacation, Colette. Let's just enjoy Hong Kong.

<bzzt>

Hey Jack, I can see you in there. It's me, your old friend Hank.

I've been released from prison because I've reformed...

... and I've got a new friend called Perry

Why don't you let us come in out of the cold?

Can't catch me this time, weirdos. My house is full of traps again!

Oh, you wouldn't hurt your old friends, would you Jack?

*window ratch rattles, electrical fizzing* <screaming>

Haha, told you!