KPATV · 5 · 12:00–18:00

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*jaunty music*

Hiya kids, it's your friend, Popo the Clown!

Boing! Bop! Bing!

Oh dear, my nose is gone all red and big!

What's that Denny? You say it's because I've been drinking again?

You're a rude monkey, Denny!

We've been together for forty years, and you get ruder every day! Forty years...

Dun dee dun dun dunn!

Is that a cigarette? Monkeys shouldn't smoke!

*bang*

I told you! Now you look even sillier! Hurr de hurr hurr!

*boing*

*jaunty music*