TURBO · 4 · 00:00–06:00

*jaunty music*

So, of course, if we look at this as a ... quadratic equation.

Ah, so you deigned to join us Mr Wellen QC?

I'm so sorry sir. I was needed in court.

And of course your role in the High Court is more important than your education?

Oh just sit down boy. Don't dawdle.

There, next to Ms Tupper-Waring.

Hello Eliza.

I'm not talking to you.

Why ever not?

It would be awkward.

I've been asked to the Wetherspoons ball by Edmund Fothergay-Stroud.

Fothergay-Stroud? The man's a monster!

He has time for me Albert.

He doesn't always dash off to be... Queens Counsel.

But, the British judicial system...

I don't care one jot about the British Judicial System!

Silence! Or I'll have you all stay behind after school!

Botheration.

*jaunty music*