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We're going over to our colleagues at Triple-N for breaking news.

Welcome to.... Triple-N. <fzzt>

You don't need to hear me. You need this guy. General John McGrew.

This was recorded moments ago:

First and foremost: we are safe.

America is safe.

Today we can confirm that, yes, the nature of the Knox Event is degenerative.

It causes panic and confusion among sufferers

Some of whom will then perform acts that are... un-American.

The initial period of contagion is over.

There is absolutely NO need for further panic.

Panic... engendered by irresponsible and unofficial reporting.

Sufferers are NOT deceased.

We ARE establishing the likelihood of discovering a cure.

At this stage the infection is passed only through DIRECT fluid contact.

This means bites. This means scratches.

My thoughts are with those poor souls behind the Event line.

But this is contained.

It has always been contained.

We are safe.

America is safe.

There's the news folks.

God Bless America.

That was Judge Matt Hass. Good evening, you're on...

... on Triple-N.

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