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Greetings to you, potential Brother or Sister. I am Larry Sanchez...

... Deputy President of the Contentness Center for the Church of Wellness

Each day our world grows more and more chaotic.

Crime is rising, false prophets proliferate...

... and the breakdown of society looms.

But there is a better way.

Human sadness and anger is caused by an abundance of Vibroids...

... an invisible alien force that drags us from the light of love.

By making a small donation to the CCCW, you can take your first step to...

... True Enlightment, guided by our President J.W. Smallbone.

Call the number below and make a donation of just five dollars...

... to become a Level One Initiate.

Five dollars is all it takes to begin your journey.

Your path to wellness begins today.

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