VHS: Ballincoolin S1.03

*jaunty Irish music*

Hello there, Father. I haven't seen you for a while.

Are you avoiding me?

Oh, no, Jacinta, no not at all. I've been busy with masses and getting settled in.

That's good to hear. Will you be going to the donkey cart race?

Donkey cart race?

Oh, it's the local annual tradition. The two rival families...

... the Kavanaghs and the Rourkes settle their differences with a race.

Jacinta, Jacinta! I've been looking everywhere for you. The Kavanagh's driver's taken ill.

Oh no. Is there a replacement?

The rules has to be an outsider.

Me? Oh no. No. I have work to do. Sorry. No.

<fzzt>

*galloping hooves*

Oh crikey, I'm going to win!

*cheering*

Oh, Father David! I can't believe you won the donkey cart race!

<kissing noises>

Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking...

That's, oh... I'd better go...

*jaunty Irish music*