VHS: Ballincoolin S1.04

*jaunty Irish music*

You're the most popular person in Ballincoolin, Father.

An endorsement from you could easily win me the election.

I'm sorry Mr. Rourke, but no.

You're hardly going to endorse Kavanagh?

I'm not endorsing anyone. I don't believe the Church should get involved in local politics.

Endorse me, Father, and we'll find the money to fix the church's roof.

Maybe even a new car for yourself.

That's a horrible thought, Mr. Rourke. Bribery and corruption. Please leave. Now.

<bzzt>

I'm going to run for the election. Paddy Moore, councilor. Sounds good, doesn't it?

Ah Da, you're not. You don't know anything about politics.

I know the Rourkes and Kavanaghs have controlled this town for too long.

And I know with your help, Father, I can win it.

I don't know if I should...

<bzzt>

And by one vote, Paddy Moore is elected!

I did it! I did it! All thanks to you, Father Mullen.

You're a good man, Father.

I did it for you, Jacinta.

I'm in love with you.

*jaunty Irish music*