KPATV · 7 · 00:00–06:00

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*jaunty music*

Hiya kids, it's your friend, Popo the Clown!

Boing! Bop! Bing!

What's that, Denny? You made me a delicious pie!

*splat*

Can't believe I fell for that again. You've been doing that for forty years. Forty years...

I'm going to case a spell on you! Fedlar, kostin, famjar!

Now you're not a monkey anymore, Denny! You're a pie!

How do you like that? Hurr de hurr hurr!

*splat*

That wasn't in the script you little ba... I mean, oh, you cheeky monkey!

*jaunty music*