USR · 6 · 18:00–23:30

*música sureña*

My uncle Billy left me something in his will.

An old tattered notebook, from his time in the hills.

Used to hide from the cops up there most of the time...

...brewing his special brand of Kentucky Moonshine!

In the notebook I found his famous recipe...

So glad was I, started brewing right there and then...

A pinch of whiskey, two quarts of runny old oil...

Half a pound of baked hops, ten pounds worth of good soil...

Two ounces of tobacco, the milk of a cow...

Five pounds of warm corn mash with six shakes of coal ash...

And that was the recipe for Billy's moonshine.

Took a sip, just to taste it, but faded to black...

Now I'm up on a cloud with my uncle Billy...

Playing my harp and brewing Kentucky Moonshine...