VHS: Ace Pilot

Cool rock music.

Hey Badger, watch this. No hands!

*jet whooshes*

Hey Rogue, that jet's Navy property. You break it, you bought it!

You worry too much. It's only a training exercise. Let's have fun.

Bet I can get closer to that mountain than you.

You're on!

What the hell are you doing, Badger and Rogue? Return to formation immediately!

Woooooo!

There's something wrong. My controls won't respond... Rogue!

<scream> *explosion*

Badgeeeeeeeer!!!

<bzzt>

Your reckless actions led directly to Badger's death, Rogue.

You'll never be an Ace Pilot...

<bzzt>

Sir, I'm seeing six... eight... ten bogeys on radar!

Dammit, all our Ace Pilots are out on patrol!

All except one...

<bzzt>

Bandit at six o'clock... missile lock... evading!

*missile shoots past, jet whooshes*

Woooo! Bandit down!

<bzzt>

Well done on your Medal of Honor, Rogue. I was wrong about you.

You truly are an Ace Pilot.

Cool rock music.