TURBO · 7 · 06:00–12:00

*jaunty music*

Albert, Albert is that you?

It is Eliza. What's wrong, why are you crying here outside the Wetherspoons Ball?

They didn't let me in. I got ID-ed.

But Fothergay-Stroud. He... he...

He went in without you, didn't he? The monster!

Oh Albert. I'm sorry for tiring of your legal success.

I understand Eliza.

Shall we try to get into Tiger Tiger?

Oh Albert.

Yes, that would mean the world!

*jaunty music*

And that, dear diary, was my day.

A day of highs of law, lows of love and...

A brief glimpse of what life really means.

Tomorrow is another day.

Another day of law... and love.

Albert Wellen QC...

Will see you in court...

*jaunty music*