VHS: Albert Wellen QC S2.02

Jaunty music.

I put it to you that on the night of the 5th of July...

... my client was *not* atop the roof of Greggs the pastry chef!

He was, in fact, saving the life of the Earl of Basildon.

Through the donation of... a kidney.

<gasps from the courtroom>

Objection!

My Lord, the Queens Counsel is only seventeen!

Overruled!

Mr Wellen, do you have any evidence for this outlandish claim?

I have two pieces of evidence!

Firstly, the scar on Mr James was NOT administered by a pastry cutter!

But instead by a surgeon's scalpel!

Secondly!

The defence would like to call: the Earl of Basildon!

<gasps from the courtroom>

How is he doing this? He's only seventeen!

Jaunty music.