VHS: Loveheart

This lad bothering you?

As a matter of fact, he is.

*punching*

Well he's not now. I'm Mark Loveheart. What's your name?

Charlene. My shift's over. For good. Can you give me a lift?

<bzzt>

This Loveheart is becoming something of a bother. He beat up all our men.

At this rate, our toxic waste dump will never be built on top of the football pitch.

You leave Loveheart to me. I know a man who'll make short work of him.

<bzzt>

You can't live like this. Fighting and hurting people, for money.

You don't get to JUDGE ME!

<bzzt>

You little bastard Loveheart. You won't stand in our way.

Drop the gun. We'll fight like men.

*punching, kicking*

Have a nice day.

<bzzt>

I'm sorry for shouting at you Charlene.

You've stopped the developers and saved the town.

So I forgive you, Loveheart.

<kissing noises>

And so we left the town behind. In the pub I left my card.

"For when the law's not good enough. For when the rules need to be bent.

For when there's no-one left to turn to. Call Loveheart."