VHS: Marriage License

If anyone knows of any reason why Keith and Laura may not be married...

...speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Frank has no objections.

Don't say I have no objections!

I knew you had an objection!

I have no objections! I just don't want you to say I have no objections.

Sorry, Vicar. Mom and Dad. They're divorced.

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Hey Frank. Lovely speech. Surprised you didn't mention...

...your new Cossette like you did to that bridesmaid you were flirting with.

You always were nosy. Cherry. At least before the plastic surgery.

<bzzt>

Hope you like your soup punched up a little, Frank... <evil chuckle>

<bzzt>

Grandma's breakdancing! Someone put vodka in her soup!

Oh no...

Mom, you didn't!

I thought it was your dad's soup!

That's it! You two work out your differences, or I never want to see you again!

<bzzt>

We had some good times, didn't we Frank? Why did we break up again?

We couldn't stand the sight of each other.

What say we try again?

For Laura?

For us.

<kissing noises>