VHS: Space Crew S3.01

Inspiring space music.

Space date 7431A. We remain in the proximity of the Aurora galaxy...

...but can find nothing at the distress signal co-ordinates.

Captain, I've got something on secondary radar.

The damaged ship is there - but it's invisible!

Distressed ship, this is Captain Juan Xiping of the spaceship Silk Road.

Please respond.

Oh, thank the seven suns. Our invisibility cloak was about to go down.

I'm captain Wopol on the Paramount, a small ship from Jansaria.

I have very valuable cargo, but Kerlan pirates attacked us.

Please, beam me and my men aboard. You can have my cargo.

We require no payment for rescuing you.

Beam them aboard, Colin.

You can't be fecking serious, sir. They could be pirates themselves!

We don't have time to argue. Their ship is about to break apart.

On your head be it, sir.

*teleport noises*

Inspiring space music.