VHS: Train Bomb

<radio buzz> Nick Dubois here. Who's this?

Got a question for you, hotshot. There's a bomb on a train.

The bomb is armed when the train goes over 80, and explodes if it falls under it.

Not interested in games, buddy. I'm on my honeymoon.

*explosion*

You hear that Nick? That sound like a game to you?

<bzzt>

Tammy, you there?

Yeah. Never thought we'd be spending our honeymoon defusing bombs...

I've found the first bomb. Third carriage.

I'm getting the video feed. A crude C4 device, packed with nails.

Spray your liquid nitrogen onto the left hand wires.

Now throw the bomb out the carriage door.

Just remember your football days, Nick. Hoof that pigskin as far as it'll go!

<bzzt>

Oh Nicky. You took a big risk running over the roofs, but you got there. Bravo.

*slow clap*

By the way, Tammy's in the last carriage with a bomb around her neck.

And the timer is the stopwatch from your famous football game.

You remember, Nick? The one the Griffins said was ten seconds too slow...

...and your touchdown shouldn't have been allowed...

You bastard!

Start running, Nick!