Brennan Movie Channel · 1 · 12:00–18:00

Now on BMC... classic spy thriller "Operation Fort Knox".

Listen up. Your new car is equipped with missiles, nail guns, and laser mirrors.

Laser mirrors? You're joking.

I never joke about my gadgets, Agent Spiral.

<bzzt>

It's Spaffgold's men. They'll never let me out of here.

Just relax, Polina Bigbra. My car has a few tricks up its sleeve.

*missiles firing, explosions* *nails clattering, cars skidding* *lasers zapping*

<bzzt>

In twenty seconds, my shrink ray will fire, reducing you to the size of a bee.

You're forgetting one thing, Spaffgold. I know about Operation Fort Knox.

Three words Polina mentioned. They mean nothing to you.

Can you afford to take that chance?

<bzzt>

Your stables are quite impressive Spaffgold, as is your bourbon.

But you can't break into Fort Knox. There are 41,000 troops around it.

A moot point, Mr. Spiral, when they're an inch high.

You mean you're going to shrink Fort Knox? But a shrink ray that size...

Polina's blimp IS a giant shrink ray. An ingenious plan, if I may say so myself.

<bzzt>

Hanji, I know you're Spaffgold's loyal manservant...

... but he's just left you, me, and everyone else here to be shrunk by his ray.

A-ah!

*punching* <pain> *laser zaps*

Sorry Hanji, you were a little too lase-y...