Brennan Movie Channel · 4 · 18:00–23:30

Now on BMC... John Spiral seeks revenge in the gritty "Dark Agent".

Rex? Nooo! What happened? Who did this to you?

John... John, it was... the drug lord, Pablo Estevez.

He... cut off my legs with a cocaine-powered laser...

Rex? Stay with me? Rex!!!

<bzzt>

And why should I trust a gringo, eh?

You have some cojones to walk in here. I could kill you right now...

My name's Spiral, Mr. Estevez. John Spiral.

I used to work for the British government.

And I'm offering you my services, as a newly minted freelancer.

*laughter*

<bzzt>

We were blood brothers, Spiral! I trusted you. How could you betray me?

I was never working for you, Estevez.

I came here to kill you.

You sliced off my best friend's legs with a cocaine-powered laser.

Now I'll extend you the same courtesy...

<cocaine laser whirring>

*Estevez screaming*

That's what I call a low blow...