GBC · 5 · 06:00–12:00

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Rushing to school, trying to look cool...

All the girls and boys, at Washington High...

Jeez man, you look terrible. Up all night studying?

Yeah. If I flunk this math test, my dad said he won't buy me a car.

My sister's studying in college. She takes caffeine pills to help her stay awake.

Really? Are they dangerous?

Everything's dangerous. But she's a straight-A student.

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Abraham Lincoln. Born February 12, 1809 in Kentucky.

Died at Ford's Theater in Washington DC on April 14, 1865.

I can do this. I can do this.

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You may now open your papers and begin your exam.

Okay, okay, I can do this.

Abrabraham Blinkin... borned 18... died on the...

... thirty second of... Junecember...

Argh, my head!

Oh my God. Get the nurse!

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I'm sorry for scaring you all. I never knew caffeine pills could be so dangerous.

School's important, but not worth dying over.

I'll never touch a stimulant again.

Rushing to school, trying to look cool...

All the girls and boys, at Washington High...