KPATV · 4 · 06:00–12:00
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- KPATV
- Frequency
- 206
- Day
- 4 · 06:00–12:00
Kentucky Public Access TV. Serving the public since 1973.
*annoying chiptune intro*
What up techheads? Stacey Fine with a very special episode of Nerd News.
Today, right here in studio, we're hosting...
... the final of the World Street Combat II Championship!...
With me are our two finalists, Jerry Staunton from Idaho, and Anna Oh from California.
You'll be playing as Lord Craft, Jerry.
Can you tell us why he's your favorite character?
Yeah, yeah, Lord Craft's the best because of his Quickstone Pilestep...
... and his Special Forces Ankle Snapper can't be blocked.
What do you think, Anna? You'll be playing as Zhi-Mei.
Zhi-Mei's beautiful and the best.
I can do her Ghost Dragon Sweep counter-move with my eyes closed.
Great! Now let's head over to the machines and see who's the...
... ultimate Street Combat II champion!
Jerry's taking an early lead with Lord Craft...
... Anna's jumped over his Ultra Low Leg Brush and, oh, she's knocked him down!
Craft's back up quickly, his Dual Powerhouse Rock Tumbler knocks Zhi-Mei out!
Round 2. Anna's holding back and... a Titan Flurry Fistshake knocks down Craft.
Zhi-Mei's juggling Craft in the air with a Revolving Door Twister - Jerry can't do a thing about it!
Round 2 goes to Anna and Zhi-Mei.
Final round. Craft does his Special Forces Ankle Snapper...
... but Zhi-Mei jumps over it and sends Craft flying with a Boxed-In Cantaloupe Blast!
It's a Ponytail Tornado Triple Dragon Drift... and Craft is KO'ed!
Anna Oh is the new World Champion of Street Combat II!
Incredible! See you next time, gamers!
*annoying chiptune outro*
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