KPATV · 4 · 18:00–23:30

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Get it Off Your Chest!

Good evening, you're on the air with John Duffy. What seems to be the problem?

Hi John, thanks for taking my call. This is Natasha from Ashland.

Um, I know we're all worried about what's happening in Knox...

... but I just wanted to tell everyone Jesus told me it's all going to be okay.

Jesus?

Our Lord and Saviour. He appeared to me in a dream.

He wore robes of red, white and blue.

He told me I have a special role to play, and I'm going to be a great leader.

I'm sorry Natasha, I don't think this is the right format for your message...

I'll be at Central Park here in Ashland tomorrow at noon.

Jesus will be there too...

Sorry folks, I have to cut Natasha off.

We don't want panic or mass hysteria in these times...

If you are a believer, pray with your loved ones instead.

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