TURBO · 7 · 18:00–23:30
- Channel
- TURBO
- Frequency
- 204
- Day
- 7 · 18:00–23:30
Judge Matt Hass - on NNN!
The voice of reason!
We've had word from our reporter on the ground in Kentucky.
It's spreading without bites.
Get away from your television NOW.
Lock the door. Get into the basement.
No-one knows how it's happening, but it is.
Keep away from people, animals... everything.
Purify water. Turn off electrics. Hide.
It could be coming from anything, anywhere and anyone.
Go get your guns people.
Disassemble them. Clean them, then reassemble.
Lock them. Load them. Keep 'em that way.
The founders of this beautiful nation gave us a right to bear arms.
Liberals have tried to take that right away for years.
I've sat behind this desk so many times, explaining the obvious.
Well, who's glad they've been at the range now - huh?
Protect yourself, and you protect our future.
This is it. We're ready.
God bless.
Good luck.
That was Judge Matt Hass. Good evening, you're...
... on Triple-N.
| Effect | Value | Amount |
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