Home VHS: Moderators
Moderators · Home VHS
- Category
- Home VHS
Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators!
Moderators! MODERATORS!
The fire of a thousand suns cannot quench my ire.
Peace, brother. Let me calm you with my gaze of ice.
Gah! It recks me NOT! The flames speak of my SOUL!
Hush! The Moderator of the Mainframe approaches.
Friend of fire. Friend of ice. Your presence was... anticipated.
The people of this land are at our doors!
They demand what was promised of them!
Peace friends. Peace. The way is clear.
The five steps to enlightenment approach!
The holy path to completion!
Egad. It is so beautiful.
But... what of the crass images?
And the words of automatons speaking in foreign tongues?
They plague our world. They appear without warning.
I shall perform an update this very evening.
The irregularities shall be purged.
All hail the mainframe!
All hail the mainframe!
My temper is stilled.
I shall return now to my ice fortress.
Farewell my friends.
We are the Moderators!
Sworn to protect the innocent, there for every incident!
Deep down in your hearts: We are the Moderators!
Moderators! MODERATORS!
| Effect | Value | Amount |
|---|---|---|
| Boredom | -27 | ×27 |
| VHS - Home |
EnglishSpanish (Argentina)CatalanTraditional ChineseSimplified ChineseCzechDanishGermanSpanishSpanish (Chile)Mexican SpanishFinnishFrenchHungarianIndonesianItalianJapaneseKoreanDutchNorwegian BokmålPolishEuropean PortugueseBrazilian PortugueseRomanianRussianThaiTurkishUkrainian