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*calming music*
Welcome, brother or sister. You've received this video as you...
... have shown interest in joining our movement.
Two hundred of us live together in peace and harmony...
... in a secure compound high in the Appalachians in Ohio.
As you can see, we grow our own crops, generate our own power...
... and wait together for the end of the world.
It may be frightening to hear us mention the apocalypse...
... but the end was revealed to us through our leader, the Reverend Quigley.
Very soon an asteroid will hit Earth, but our brothers and sisters will be saved.
We are the only ones who will be saved.
If you can't convince your loved ones to join us, they must be abandoned.
We live a joyful existence on Earth while we wait for the end...
... and will live together forever in bliss when the asteroid comes.
Join us, brothers and sisters. Follow Reverend Quigley and be saved.
*calming music*
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