Pleistocene Land
Professor John Raheem is a world renowned biologist, and now he's completed his dream project: a theme park filled with cloned animals from the ice age. But some of the animals don't like being cooped up behind fences... 1993. Rated PG-13 for violence.
*stirring music*
Uh, Professor Raheem, you're telling me you've filled a theme park...
... with cloned animals from the last ice age?
Yes. Isn't it fun?
Uh. You're playing with fire here, Raheem. You're playing God.
We've played God since we evolved. Changing landscapes, ecosystems, the climate.
I am undoing some of the damage, bringing back what humanity has destroyed.
As long as it's profitable right? What about when it isn't?
<bzzt>
Doctors Calvin and Murphy. Welcome... to Pleistocene Land.
*awe inspiring music*
I can't believe it. Woolly mammoths! Woolly rhinoceros! Are they...
Giant sloths! Giant lemurs! Elephant birds! Sabretooth cats and...
Cave bear cubs and pygmy elephants.
Yes. They're all here, back from extinction. Here is the true Garden of Eden.
*awe inspiring music*
<fzzt>
Drive, quickly! Drive, drive!
I'm trying Murphy! That giant rat ate one of our wheels! Oh my God, what's that?
Elasmotherium. Giant rhinoceros. Look at the size of that horn.
Good boy, rhino. Stay there. Don't charge us.
He's charging!
*screams*
| Effect | Value | Amount |
|---|---|---|
| Boredom | -23 | ×23 |
| VHS - Retail |
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