VHS: The Thompsons S3.03

*fast paced music*

... Wow, Mrs Thompson, thank you for putting out the fire in the library!

Have you considered joining the town's fire department?

Hmmmm...

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But Marie, if you're a firefighter, who's going to cook dinner?

Oh Herbie, I'll leave everything in the oven. Just switch it on...

<bzzt>

Great work, Thompson. You just cleared our training course in record time!

*radio crackles* Five alarm fire, on Clowater Street.

Oh no, that's my street!

<bzzt>

Oh Herbie, it's okay, the fire's out now!

Oh Marie, I didn't know you're not supposed to put foil in the microwave...

<sigh> I guess true firefighting... starts in the home.

Sorry to lose you, Thompson.

I'm sorry Marie. I know that job meant a lot to you...

That's okay Herbie. You light my fire every day.

<giggle>