VHS: The Thompsons S3.04

*fast paced music*

These test results are terrible, Lester.

Sorry. I've been under a lot of stress. What with the economy and all...

Don't crack wise, young man. Detention until you start studying.

<bzzt>

This sucks. Home after dark. Barely time to drop a cinder block off the overpass...

I know just how you feel, son.

When I was your age, things were sucky too. Do you know what I did?

Studied hard and passed your tests?

Hell no. I bribed a smarter kid to pass me the answers.

<bzzt>

Wow Lester, these results are something else.

Thank you, ma'am. I merely applied my perspicacity.

Every single answer was wrong!

What???

... Psst, you were supposed to pass me the right answers, Taylor.

You shouldn't have dropped a cinder block on my dad's convertible, Lester.

<groans>