Three Deaths and a Divorce
Oh crikey, will I ever fall in love? Jack's having a bad year, but after meeting the same girl at three funerals, he starts to fall in love. But will he ever find the right time to tell her? 1991. Rated PG-13 for language.
Well, um, three funerals in such a short length of time can drive anybody crazy.
I don't want to make my brother's eulogy all about me, um...
But I know Jason wouldn't mind. Because he was, well, a romantic like me.
There's a lady here, and I bloody... bloody well love her, I do.
<bzzt>
It was during my brother's funeral, when you ran out and got hit by the bus...
I don't remember what happened that day...
Well, when you woke up, you'd forgotten what I'd said. And well..
I got bloody scared Samantha. Because I wanted it to be perfect.
Shitting bastard, there's never going to be perfect time is there?
Just say it, Jack. Please.
Christ on a crumpet. I love you, Samantha. Uh, well, I've said it now. Again.
So, well, what do you say to that then?
<bzzt>
You're divorcing me? Just because I shagged your aunt?
Shitting tits, Samantha. Fuckity arsehole.
<bzzt>
| Effect | Value | Amount |
|---|---|---|
| Boredom | -17 | ×17 |
| VHS - Retail |
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