VHS: Woodcraft E1

Y'all are watching Woodcraft!

Your one stop shop for home improvement!

Today we're building...

A bookcase.

You'll need five planks and four nails.

Take your hammer like so... and...

*bang* *bang*

Okay so we're talking to men today, apparently.

Focus-testing. You got to love it, huh?

Anyway, men like bars. They like a beer.

*sigh*

Would you... dude...

Like to build a bar in your own home?

They say you really would. So... for the corners.

Four planks, four nails and some nimble fingers.

*bang* *bang*

Yee-hah. There y'all are.

And for the middle? The bar element?

Same again: four planks, four nails.

*bang* *bang*

Put it all together and... you're good and ready.

Well, I need a drink.

Here's to the new era of Woodcraft.

Till next time.

Wood... craft!