VHS: Woodcraft E1
Woodcraft · Episode 1: Bookcases
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Y'all are watching Woodcraft!
Your one stop shop for home improvement!
Today we're building...
A bookcase.
You'll need five planks and four nails.
Take your hammer like so... and...
*bang* *bang*
Okay so we're talking to men today, apparently.
Focus-testing. You got to love it, huh?
Anyway, men like bars. They like a beer.
*sigh*
Would you... dude...
Like to build a bar in your own home?
They say you really would. So... for the corners.
Four planks, four nails and some nimble fingers.
*bang* *bang*
Yee-hah. There y'all are.
And for the middle? The bar element?
Same again: four planks, four nails.
*bang* *bang*
Put it all together and... you're good and ready.
Well, I need a drink.
Here's to the new era of Woodcraft.
Till next time.
Wood... craft!
| Effect | Value | Amount |
|---|---|---|
| Boredom | -20 | ×20 |
| VHS - Retail |
| Skill | XP | Amount |
|---|---|---|
| Carpentry | +250 | ×5 |
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