VHS: Woodcraft E7

Y'all are watching Woodcraft!

Your one stop shop for home improvement!

This show is real special: it's for the ladies.

In my experience ladies LOVE stairs!

They're smilin' when they go up them...

... and they're smilin' more when they come back down.

Yeehah! So what do we need?

Fifteen planks, fifteen nails, and an A-D-Vanced knowledge of Car-pen-try!

*bang* *bang*

Gonna need some more over... Here...

*bang* *bang*

What goes good at the top of a flight of stairs?

A table with a drawer in it, right? That make you yee-hah?

Makes me yee-hah anyways.

A lady could keep her valuables in it.

Maybe a bible, maybe a gun.

Five planks! Four nails! Go!

*bang* *bang*

That's enough for this week, huh?

If you're wantin' more - I'll be upstairs.

Till next time!

Wood... craft!