TURBO · 2 · 00:00–06:00

*jaunty music*

3rd December 1992. Personal diary of Albert Wellen QC.

Life's rather tricky when you're 17.

Life's even trickier when you're a Queen's Counsel in the British Judicial System.

I've learned rather a lot of tough lessons today.

Lessons about love. Lessons about life.

Lessons about legislature...

*jaunty music*

Albert, are you asking me out on a date?

Golly gosh. I rather think I just did.

Oh Albert, I've been waiting so long...

Sir, you're required in the James vs. Greggs hearing.

Now? What dratted timing.

You go Albert. You go.

I can wait. I suppose.

I'm so sorry Eliza. I'll see you in Maths this afternoon?

Sir, the Defence has been called Sir.

I'm needed. I'm sorry.

<sigh>

Come with haste sir.

*jaunty music*