USR · 4 · 18:00–23:30

*música sureña*

Buenas noches desde Charleston. Soy Reyes.

No bloqueéis las carreteras, gente.

Tenemos el ejército más poderoso de la Tierra.

Podemos salir de esta.

Well I'm a boy from Kentucky...

...and because I'm unlucky...

I was sent all the way...

... to Tennessee.

On her front porch I met her...

and on her back porch I first kissed her.

But then I went home, cus of momma's ice tea...

Oh I'm a boy from Kentucky...

... And yup, I'm unlucky...

Cos I never said: 'Bonnie... Marry me'