Home VHS: Washington High DO NOT TOUCH

Rushing to school, trying to look cool...

All the girls and boys, at Washington High...

Now Mr. Grant, I will be your instructor today.

Please start the engine and reverse into the street.

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*dramatic violin music*

Welcome. I'm Edward Stack. This evening we head back to Kentucky...

... to the city of Louisville, and recall a windy night in March 1991...

... when the night sky was filled with strange lights of an unknown origin.

I saw the craft, hovering above Spiff's headquarters.

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