USR · 2 · 18:00–23:30

*lokale countrymuziek*

Goedeavond uit Charleston. Ik ben Reyes, en dit is Chuck Halfpenny.

I hadn't seen Loretta in...

... close to thirty year.

But I could still taste that kiss...

... and recall her rear.

Thought now she'd be kinda different.

So today I checked her out.

I stood outside her trailer...

... with a holler n' a shout.

She asked what in hell I was doing.

Said I just woke her up.

Her husband got a shotgun, with a holler and a shout...

... chased me to the river and yessir he saw me out!