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*dainty string music*
Hello, is that the Prime Minister?
Oh, he's busy is he? Well, I certainly hope you're of an equivalent rank...
My name is Daphne Bot-TOME.
Spelled B-O-T-T-O-M.
I was wondering if the PM would like to attend one of my evening soirées.
Perhaps he could do some networking with the elite of the Coventry social circuit.
Hello? I seem to have been cut off... Hello?
<fzzt>
Now Derek, I want everything to be perfect for my soirée.
Is that the best suit you have?
It's the tuxedo I wore on our wedding day!
Oh. It will do, I suppose. Are the candles ready? The special beeswax...
... beeswax candles with the silken wicks, yes, they're ready.
It should all go well, as long as no-one unusual turns up...
*car backfiring outside*
Oh no, it's my sister Sylvia and her slovenly husband Arklow!
Get rid of them, Derek! The PM could be here any minute!
The Prime Minister isn't...
Get RID of them!
<fzzt>
Oh, hello there Mr Prime Minister. I'm Arklow, and this is Sylvia.
Any chance of another bacon sarnie, Daphne?
<long groan>
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