VHS: Woodcraft E4

Y'all are watching Woodcraft!

Your one stop shop for home improvement!

We're at intermediary level still and...

... sorry ladies but the shirt is STILL on.

Hey, daytime TV y'all. Not my call.

Wore these pants nice and tight though. Huh?

Hey! Pay attention! Today: it's chairs!

What do we need?

Five planks! Four nails! Yeehah!

*bang* *bang*

Ladies! Can you be-hi-lieve it?

Now hows about some double shelves?

Someplace for your jewelries, your precious stuff?

TWO PLANKS! FOUR NAILS! GO!

*bang* *bang*

Just gotta...

*bang*

That's it.

Oh hey, sick of folk seeing you sunbathin'?

I was. Get it all the time.

So I built me a fence.

I was all: two planks, three nails, bang, bang.

And here she is!

So if you'll excuse me, I'll just...

Get comfy with my shirt off...

Next time on Woodcraft? Doors!

Can I hear a yee-hah?

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