VHS: Dead Wrong S2.04

*funky, dramatic music*

Well Salatch, you just blew up the city's entire industrial district to catch three jaywalkers!

Anything to say for yourself?

I hope their insurance is up to date.

You're off the force!

<bzzt>

Mr. Salatch. My name is Juan Droogman. I hear you've left the force...

Fancy doing a job for me? It skirts the bounds of legality...

Well, those student loans won't pay for themselves...

Great! You'll be guarding my men while they move some powders around...

<bzzt>

Boy, it sure is great to work here in the drug warehouse, moving drugs...

The police are ruled by bureaucracy and will never find us!

Who am I kidding? I'm not a drugman - I'm a cop!

Freeze, scums! Temporarily suspended police!

*gunshots* *gunshots* *shouts*

<bzzt>

I don't approve of your methods, Salatch, but you get results.

Welcome back to the police.

*funky, dramatic music*