VHS faite maison: D&M's Wedding

We are gathered here to join Deanna and Martin in matrimony.

If anyone has an objections to this union...

... let them speak now or hereafter remain silent.

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I will.

And do you Deanna, take Martin to be your wedded husband...

Will you love, honor and keep him...

... in sickness and in health...

...until death do you part?

I do.

Now, by the authority vested in me by the State of Nevada...

...I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

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