VHS: The Thompsons S3.02

*fast paced music*

... Do you have an idea how we should use our four million dollars, sir?

I'll do better than that, Mayor Grimsby. I'll show you in song!

There's nothing like a sturdy, five car high speed tram...

What's the name?

High speed tram...

What's it called?

High speed tram...

I hear those trams make a lot of noise...

Not with our tramway's special alloys.

What are the odds of a derailing?

There's more chance of the sunrise failing!

What about all the weirdo and creeps?

They'll be given all the cheapest seats.

I think you're one of Satan's minions!

Well good sir, that's just your opinion.

I swear it's this town's only chance...

Throw up your hands and do a dance!

High speed tram...

Sing it loud!

High speed tram...

What's it called?

High speed tram!

High speed... <annoyed grunt>